As is the case with most girls, I have never seen Mad Max. What I do know is that there were guns and Mel Gibson.
For some reason there is a fourth installment currently in production. It is the same as the other three but no Mel Gibson. Why, you ask? Well, while, Gibson was once juicy, there's no sense in having jerky when you could order steak tartare for your main meal of Mad Max man meat!
This Grade-A brit beef is Tom Hardy who, unfortunately for us, has played his fair share of unattractive roles. Sure he won awards and the undying respect of trekkies, but we were far from salivating. There is nothing more upsetting than badly cured beefcake.
Well ladies, I hope that didn't spoil your appetite, because I have a feeling that the Hardy Party is just beginning now that this London Broil is on the table!