Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Taylor's List

Sloppy seconds may not be your first choice, but let's face it: at some point we're all going to have to date one of Taylor Swift's exes.

Here's the menu:

Harry Styles
This tiny dancer charms with the accent and the singing and the hair but is somewhat of a womanizing prodigy at the tender age of 18.  Since the recent end of Haylor, he may be looking for a rebound. Ladies?

Conor Kennedy
Not much is known about Kennedy expect his entire family history. This one is a little bit more of an investment. Once he's a couple years out of high school he will likely be much more handsome.

(As a side-note it's important to remember how attractive Conor Kennedy's cousin, Patrick Arnold Shriver Schwarzenegger is.)

Jake Gyllenhaal
Since they are never ever ever getting back together, Jake is fair game!  His worst offenses seem to be listening indie music and taking a scarf or something.  He is very attractive.

Taylor Lautner
Remember Taylor squared?  It was a while ago now, so maybe not. Remember that werewolf's abs?  I thought so.

John Mayer
BREAKING: John Mayer has cut his hair recently and no longer looks like Jack White's evil (inexplicably cowboy?) twin. However, he is dating Katy Perry.

Joe Jonas
The Jo Bro's are all grown-up! Joe was one of Taylor's first very public relationships but this brother has aged well since.

Is Nick Jonas next?  Swifty has been swiftly straying younger, and at 20 he's well within her date-safe zone.

My best guess for T's next BF/future-ex is Reeve Carney, a fellow singer-songwriter and star of the I Knew You Were Trouble music video.  They have met after all.

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Les Adorables

Sad, dirty, skinny people singing and dying for 187 minutes = cute boy goldmine? You'd be surprised.

Jean Valjean: If you are die-hard Hugh Jackman fan and think that age and BMI are just numbers.

Marius: If you're into Eddie Redmayne's boyish charm and sensitive rich kid ways. 


Enjolras: If you were more interested in Marius' french-flag-waving-friend played by Aaron Tveit, then you are not alone.  There's just something about a man who is too busy saving the world to fall in love and would be more likely to sing about A Heart Full of Blood.

But wait!  Wouldn't you recognize that face anywhere, even under all those bouncy curls?  It's Aaron Tveit aka William "Tripp" van der Bilt III aka Nate's cousin! Instead of abandoning girls in car wrecks, however, he is leading a revolution and has never looked better.  With many a Playbill under his belt Aaron can bring down the house while putting up a barricade AND looking very masculine in fairly feminine clothing.

You know my pick, who's yours?

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

(Still) Lovin' Levitt

Naturally, I prefer Joseph in a suit but somehow he looks good even in a helmet.

I haven't seen Premium Rush yet but I have a feeling he gets pretty sweaty.

Fortunately, movies have premieres so we still get to see a well-suited Joe!

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Game of Thrones: Um, Yum...

Game of Thrones is full of really beautiful women and lots of rugged looking men. Khal Drogo (Jason Momoa) is the best of the lot.

Eddard Stark (Sean Bean) is also not too shabby, even though he's almost 53.

Jaime Lannister (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) is arguably the most conventionally attractive on the show, but his character's long list of faults and perversions make him impossible to lust after.

This wouldn't be a Kate post without mentioning at least one girl I thought was pretty, so I might as well mention Daenerys Targaryen, the girl in the clip. She is played by Emilia Clarke (or the pregnant girl on Lost). Super cool and fierce.

So... any fans of Game of Thrones out there? Who are the hottest characters in your opinion?

Thursday, March 15, 2012


Team Peeta?

Team Gale?

Clearly hotness runs in the Hemsworth family but Josh Hutcherson?  The kid's alright.

Let the games begin!

[Editor's note: I was alerted to this by Jessica.  It's not great.]

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Very Hotter

It's certainly no surprise that the cast of Harry Potter is getting significantly better with age (before there was Team Edward there was Team Cedric) but since the premiere of the final film, we can all truly believe in magic.
This is Neville Longbottom:

He's my chosen one, who is your favorite Hogwarts Hottie???

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Bachelorette : Laura's Top Four

JP - Great smile, great eyes, great looking. O yeah, he has a good personality too. In my opinion, he's actually the most tolerable guy on the show. His only flaw? He's into Ashley, the most annoying bachelorette yet.

Ryan - Total douche, but self-made millionaire. I would say that cancels out.

Bentley - Went on the show as self promotion, talked shit on Ashley behind her back, used the asshole hard to get routine and moves to the number one spot. Leaves the show and breaks Ashley's heart. For some reason I really like this guy.

Will - Asshole, funny-man. Ashley sent him home because he cracked jokes at her expense. Like him too.

Who's your favorite?

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Thursday, May 26, 2011

The Truly True Men of This Blog! (THESE ARE MY MEN)

oh.. Madonna. Sex Book.

A guy who wears a sleeve and nothing else is a + in my book. Adam Levine.

Crazy! for you Francisco san martin from Days of Our Lives.

Anton Yelchin!!! YES! "icandothat"

Adrien. Adrien. ADRIEN!... Bring him to me ALIVE!

T Mills. -Sleeve.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Like a lion

I don't know how I missed Chris Hemsworth on my 'Cute Boys Who Love Me' radar but I'm glad I finally found this Australian cutie! Chris was the hottie dad in Star Trek (who btw risks his life for everyone's safety ~ so hot). He's also the lead in the feature film, Thor. I wasn't interested in Thor before, but I am now!

Also, he's a Leo, which makes perfect sense cause he's got the body of a lion. Rawr!