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Showing posts with label Tom Hardy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tom Hardy. Show all posts

Friday, July 23, 2010

Am I Dreaming?

If you were locked in a dimly lit room for two hours with a boy, you would want that boy to be cute, wouldn't you?  Naturally this applies to movie boys, as well.  If I'm looking for a compelling story,  I just go to my local library and save myself the $9.50; at the movies I say "bring on the cute boys, plot-lines be damned!"

When I found out that not 1, not 2, but 3 of my own personal cutie stars were going to be in Christopher Nolan's summer blockbuster, Inception, I was sold even though the trailer made basically no sense to me.

Well boy, did I get my money's worth!  Not only was the movie actually really good but-!boy bonus!- creepy cutie Cillian Murphy also joined the cast as the man the team has to trick, Robert Fischer Jr..


Then there's Leo as team leader Cobb, a crazy man who just wants his kids back.


Tommy was Eames the imitator, who spent many parts of the film as not a cute boy.


Who was the cutest? 



JGL as Arthur!!! Not only did he play the funniest and coolest, but baby Joey suited up, smiled and secured a place as the least crazy person on the whole team. Congratulations, Cutie!

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Can't Hardy Wait

As is the case with most girls, I have never seen Mad Max.  What I do know is that there were guns and Mel Gibson.

For some reason there is a fourth installment currently in production. It is the same as the other three but no Mel Gibson.  Why, you ask? Well, while, Gibson was once juicy, there's no sense in having jerky when you could order steak tartare for your main meal of Mad Max man meat!



This Grade-A brit beef is Tom Hardy who, unfortunately for us, has played his fair share of unattractive roles.  Sure he won awards and the undying respect of trekkies, but we were far from salivating.  There is nothing more upsetting than badly cured beefcake.
Well ladies, I hope that didn't spoil your appetite, because I have a feeling that the Hardy Party is just beginning now that this London Broil is on the table!


Bon Appetit!