Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Eggs and Legs

As everyone knows (and Tara loves to whine about) how Eggs was shot in last season's finale of True Blood. In the happier but comparably pornographic world of GQ however, he is alive and well.

Mechad Brooks is also doing some community service by demonstrating the merits of swimsuits that are cut comfortably above the knee.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Suite Eighteen

It seems like only yesterday that we were watching Dylan and Cole Sprouse eat bowls of ketchup and pee on walls alongside Adam Sandler in Big Daddy but we are currently just weeks away from their 18th birthday!  The twins have been Disney princes for some time now on the popular The Suite Life of Zack and Cody and, more recently, The Suite Life on Deck.  Now I'm not any sort of expert on either of these shows, but I do know a little something about boys and boats and it seems that salty sea air has done these two some good!

On the right is Dylan who, if you are really in a hurry, is the oldest by fifteen minutes.

And this little cutie is Cole.

Word is, this darling duo is taking the show out of the sea and onto the road... to NYU!
Dylan explains, "Cole will be majoring in Film and Television Production and minoring in Drama and I will be majoring in Fine/Studio Arts and minoring in Economics."

Let us know if you N.Y.C. them around the Big Apple!

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Cute Boys 3-D!

Dance Movie story lines are something everyone can relate to.  For example, I am an incredible dancer and fell in love with my dance partner.  (He helped me believe in myself.)  The problem was, before the big show we got into a fight so it didn't seem like we were both going dance, but then we did and won the competition!!!! And were back in love!!!!
While that hasn't actually happened yet, I'm still holding out hope, and in the meantime watching such movies as the upcoming Step-Up 3-D.  If you thought dance movies were cool before, imagine them with an extra D! (ddance movies!)
I know what you're thinking, after the hottie heroes of Step Up and Step Up 2: The Streets, the next star has a pretty big wife-beater to fill, but rest assured, it is all filled out.

Introducing... Rick Malambri!

He looks like a boy from Abercrombie and Fitch. And he is!

The movie also seems to have an All-Hottie cast including Glee's Harry Shum Jr!!!

Be sure to Step Up and check out all three dimensions of cute with Ricky and friends this August!

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Can't Hardy Wait

As is the case with most girls, I have never seen Mad Max.  What I do know is that there were guns and Mel Gibson.

For some reason there is a fourth installment currently in production. It is the same as the other three but no Mel Gibson.  Why, you ask? Well, while, Gibson was once juicy, there's no sense in having jerky when you could order steak tartare for your main meal of Mad Max man meat!

This Grade-A brit beef is Tom Hardy who, unfortunately for us, has played his fair share of unattractive roles.  Sure he won awards and the undying respect of trekkies, but we were far from salivating.  There is nothing more upsetting than badly cured beefcake.
Well ladies, I hope that didn't spoil your appetite, because I have a feeling that the Hardy Party is just beginning now that this London Broil is on the table!

Bon Appetit!

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

True Blood

While we've already blogged about Mr. Eric Northman (also known as Alexander Sarsgaard), We have yet to give the rest of True Blood our full attention. Now that season three has started out with a bang (and brought in a fresh crop of sexy men), it's finally time to do just that.

"Invite me in... Now."

I think that we're all on Team Eric, but just in case I'm wrong (if so we should have a chat in which you give your reasons) I'll post a picture of Bill Compton (Stephan Moyer).

And here's Sookie's brother, Jason Stackhouse, played by Ryan Kwanten.

Here's someone to keep your eyes out for. Soon (next week, I believe), we will meet Alcide Herveaux (Joe Manganiello), a werewolf who is primed to give Eric a run for his money.

Lastly, whiny Tara appears to be getting a love interest in the form of Franklin Mott (James Frain), who's a mysterious vampire who gets hot watching Tara fight. Not usually my type, but there's something about him that's definitely worth watching.

Now that I'm back home in the south, it's only natural that I'll be watching True Blood this summer. Want to watch it with me?

5 Reasons Why...

...the World Cup is definitely worth our time.

Cute Boys Who Love "Pretty Little Liars"

"Pretty Little Liars" is this summer's sizzling & scandalous new show.
Here's what you have to look forward to when you tune in each week.

This is Ezra Fitz played by Ian Harding. He's the sexy English teacher who may or may not be having an affair with Aria, one of the show's main characters. (Did I mention he's a high school teacher and that the four main characters are students?)

This is Wren played by London native Julian Morris. He's the fiance
of Spencer's older sister and has a wandering eye that doesn't stray far from his
future wife's family.

Bryce Johnson plays Officer Darren Wilden. Hannah's mom is playing this cop to get her daughter out of a five-finger discount dilemma. As the relationship progresses Hannah's mom begins to learn that Darren is investigating the murder of ex-queen bee, Alison, and that it could be him that is playing her.

Sean is Hannah's boyfriend played by Chuck Hittinger. This cute boy-next-door finds himself in
trouble when he refuses to put out. Did I mention he's the son of a preacher? Maybe that has
something to do with it.

Steven Krueger plays Ben, Emily's jock bf. He wants his relationship with Em to move
to the next level, but she seems to be losing interest. She'd rather devote her time
to her new "friend" Maya. It's okay though, because he turns out to be a douche anyway.

This is Keegan Allen who plays Toby Cavanaugh. He was away at reform school for a while, but now he's back to stir up some trouble, at least that's what we are meant to think right now.

And finally, this character. I'm not really sure who he is, but he's really sexy and his lurking in the shadows at parties is meant to be creepy, but I find it kind of hot. Hopefully, we'll learn more about this mystery man soon.

Well, those are the cute boys who love the "Pretty Little Liars". Check it out Tuesdays at 8 on ABC family. If you already watch it, don't be embarrassed because it is awesome! -L

Monday, June 21, 2010

Trust him, he's the Doctor.

For my boy-blogging debut here's a photo of one of my favorite hotties holding an adorable kitten.

Who is this beautiful man? That's exactly who, this is scottish actor David Tennant and he first caught my eye, and my heart, while portraying the tenth incarnation of "The Doctor" on BBCs famous scifi tv show Doctor Who.

With that smile, who wouldn't be his companion?

Monday, June 14, 2010

Tudor Hotties

Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Henry Cavill sure do make leather pants and man bling look good on Showtime's 'The Tudors.' Meyers makes damn fine Henry VIII, but my eyes are on his BFF Sir Charles Brandon. He can get me "with child" any day.

Cute Boys: FIFA World Cup 2010 Edition

Football players have nothing on Soccer players! Those long limbs, agile bodies (and minds) make for fantastic men. While American Footballers often are too muscular or hefty (also, they have to stop every ten seconds whenever someone drops a ball), Soccer players are generally in top form. Regardless of athletic ability, the South African FIFA World Cup showcases their beauty.

Here are three:

Freddie Ljungberg, Sweden

Fabio Cannavaro, Italy

Yoann Gourcuff, France

Hmm... Let's root for USA, but keep our eyes on the other guys.

Sexy Friday Night Lights

The men of "Friday Night Lights"...

Set in the depressingly football-centric town of Dillon, Texas, there are lots of angsty, muscled boys for you to rescue.

First is Tim Riggins, played by Taylor Kitsch. He's a little rough for wear, since he was raised by his brother and hasn't had any good influences in his life. He likes drinking, and this girl named Lyla Garrity, and not showing up for things that are important for his future.


Now here is Luke Cafferty, played by Matt Lauria. He's as sweet as they come, (though he knocked up this girl and she had an abortion and then his mom found out and crusaded against the school board for supporting pro-choice), and looks ready to be ruined.

Now he's all wet.
Don't you just love Football?

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Can I Have Him Like That?

Music Producer, Billionaire (Boys Club), N.E.R.D, Fashion/Accessories/Furniture Designer & Cutie.
I wouldn't want Pharrell any other way!

He's definitely 'Number One' on my list!

Friday, June 11, 2010

Vartan, Hot Damn!

Okay, so "Never Been Kissed" came on and it got me thinking...
Michael Vartan is really hot.
I wish teachers in my highschool looked as good as this silver (forty something year old) French fox.
Hot Damn! - L

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Bleu Who!

All this talk of Efron got me wondering about another sexy singer. Where did his High School Musical B-Ball BFF Bleu bounce off to? B-way, of course! He's star of "In the Heights" and seeing Corbin all grown up has me "In Love"!!!


It's no secret that we love, love, love James Franco, one of our most well-balanced man candies, but it's important not to forget about his up-and-coming baby bro, Dave Franco.

This studly sibling has been on my radar since he joined big brother in a series of Funny Or Die videos a couple of years ago and has been steaming up the small screen in some minor tv roles in years since.
But Christmas is coming early this year and Davey will be featured alongside none other than Zac Efron in this summer's cute boy blockbuster Charlie St. Cloud.  Franco is friend to a brooding Charlie, played by the irresistible Efron.  My how he's grown!

PS: It seems Z has his own little brother, Dylan Efron.  We'd better throw this little guppy back in the water for another couple of years!

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Letters to Juliet Makes Me Grin (And Then Grimace with Embarrassment)

I'm such a girl.

Believe me, it's true.

I like girly things, like pretty white dresses, velvet, lace, and high heels. I also have a weakness for thoroughly trite and formulaic chick flicks. Letters to Juliet (a new romantic comedy in theaters), is one such movie. It won't be mind-altering, but I still want to see it. Why? Boys.

Boys like Christopher Egan, an up-and-coming Australian actor with pretty, (squinty) blue eyes.

Do you like him? He looks nice and sincere, and since we'll probably never meet him, that's true enough.

Also, Letters to Juliet includes the devilishly sexy Mexican actor, Gael Garcia Bernal. Here, he is not on a motorcycle, but still hot and convincingly boyish.

Yes, Yes.

Mmm, Gael Garcia Bernal, trilingual dark haired boy... Come here.